DAD. Hello?
ME. Hi Dad, it's me!
DAD. Hey, punkin!
ME. HAPPY FATHER'S DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ME. Hi Dad, it's me!
DAD. Hey, punkin!
ME. HAPPY FATHER'S DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[silence.]
DAD. Thanks!
ME. Yeah!
[silence.]
DAD. I don't think today's Father's Day.