Nature's Classroom

Me. How was Nature's Classroom?
My little brother. It was cool. We went to the animal area today.
Me. The animal area? What's that, like a petting zoo?
My little brother. No, it's in a trailer. There's a bunch of animals in there.
Me. There's a bunch of wild animals in a trailer?
My little brother. Well, they're in cages.
Me. That's so awful to put live animals in little cages like that.
My little brother. Well they aren't all alive.
Me. Oh, you mean some of them are fake?
My little brother. No, some of them are dead.
Me. They have dead animals in a cage??
My little brother. They have all different kinds.
Me. What kind of animals? Like snakes?
My little brother. There's one deer.
Me. They have a live deer in a cage??
My little brother. No, the deer's dead.
Me. There's a dead deer in a cage in a trailer?? How does it even fit?
My little brother. Well, I mean, it's a baby.
Me. What???
My little brother. There's also a snake that ate itself.
Me. If he ate himself then how can you see him?
My little brother. Well, he didn't finish.

Me. This is not how I remember Nature's Classroom.
My Mom. Well, you know there have been a lot of budget cuts...