Thanks to my X-treme Google Stalking skillz, I managed just now to track down my latest crush, though I had literally almost zero information about him. I didn’t even know his name– only that he might be a graduate student in a certain department at one of the local universities.
I found him in– I’m not kidding you– about six minutes. I feel like I should win some sort of award for this.
Good news: He’s single. Bad news: He’s gay.
Seriously? I am sighing so dramatically right now.