As previouslydiscussed, I’m able to see the amazingly hilarious and/or effed up google searches that bring people to this fine blogging establishment. The vast majority of visitors are either looking for porn (sorry) or a cure for their baby’s yeast infection (oh my god, I am so sorry), but I get a fair amount of other miscellaneous searches as well.
And so, without further ado, I bring you…
Google Analytics Poetry
is the new berlin pale young gentlemen? 15-year-old in an overcoat: forgive me, father (for i have sinned) freddie stevenson hair, guy on guy– how long should an overcoat be? i got so sick of my degree that i opted for a 2:2.
Also, I just want to say that, in the year and a half since its inception, this blog has seen over 16,000 pageviews from 73 different countries and 6 of the 7 continents… and yet I have never, ever had a visitor from the state of Wyoming.
What is up with you, People of Wyoming? WHY DON’T YOU LOVE ME?
p.s. In fairness, I should admit that when I saw the blank state on my Google Analytics map, I didn’t even know which state it was. I looked it up and was like, “Ohhhh, so that’s where Wyoming is.”