I had two interviews last week. The first was three hours long and involved me taking a typing test. Turns out I’m amazing at typing. 80 wpm! Thanks, AOL Instant Messenger! I’m glad I spent so many hours on you in college!
The second interview was just one hour and involved me taking a test to see if I know how to add. Turns out I do. Thanks, Square One! I’m glad I spent so many hours watching you in elementary school! Now I can get a job selling adult diapers for $7.50 an hour.
Approximately six minutes of my one hour interview was devoted to my work history, my strengths and weaknesses, and a story about a time when I provided Excellent Customer Service. The other fifty-four minutes were devoted to a discussion* of my interviewer’s pending divorce.