Friend. Is today Super Tuesday? Me. What’s Super Tuesday? (pause.) Me. Oh, never mind, that has something to do with the Super Bowl, right?
Friend. How’s the job search going? Me. It’s going OK. It’s just exhausting because I hate talking about myself all the time. (pause.) Me. Actually, that’s not true. I just don’t like saying the same thing about myself, over and over, in written form. (pause.)Me. Wait, that’s basically my blog.