So I was experimenting with the new GarageBand last night when I discovered an amazing new effect called Vocal Transformer. Now, I realize that this is not exactly new technology. There have been ways to make one’s voice sound like Alvin & the Chipmunks since the first discovery of helium and the ‘fast play’ button on microcassette recorders. But this… this is advanced vocal transformation technology. This allows me to make my voice sound like a slightly stoned version of myself and/or a gay man from Minnesota.
AKA: ENDLESS POSSIBILITIES.
I immediately began hatching plans to create an elaborate radio show complete with accents and sound effects but decided to start small. I recorded myself reading a short script that I wrote for Russell’s Weekly Writing Contest awhile back.