I met with Student Affairs today. I may actually be the most lost I’ve ever been and, y’all, that’s saying something.
I’ve prayed probably a total of five times in my adult life which is actually a lot considering that I don’t believe in God. It’s always sort of an awkward conversation, you know? “Hey… um… so I know that you’re not really there or anything and, uh, if you are, you’re probably like totally pissed… but maybe we could chat for a minute?”
It isn’t entirely accurate to say that I don’t believe in God. I actually do believe in some sort of something or other, I just don’t believe in “God” in the Judeo-Christian sense. Nevertheless, I always save praying as a last resort. It’s sort of like how my friend Lauren never looks for the train until the absolute last possible moment because she knows that as soon as she looks, it will come, and she worries that if she looks too soon or too often, it might stop working.
Anyway, it’s sort of like that.
And today was sort of that day.
On the upside, my hair finally looks awesome today, for the first time in like three months. Thank god. Well, you know what I mean.