So the thing about getting older is that you stop getting birthday presents, or at least you get way less of them. Which is actually kind of nice in a way since presents are totally weird. But this year I did get a birthday present and it is THE BEST PRESENT EVER.
Laurie’s Theme by Russell
What can I say? She’s a sassy dame Her cooking deserves Everlasting fame Don’t let that fool you She was raised in Florida storms And she doesn’t go in for All your gender-norms
Snaps first-rate photos She’s a real shutterbug Plus, count on her to Cut a mean rug Changes her hair ’bout every week Bad habits she fixes with new techniques She writes songs and comics Poems and stories Versatility Thy name is Laurie
Valerie is also a nice name For someone who loves picture caption games