It’s the best of times because the weather is amazing. It’s the worst of times because the weather is amazing and all of the undergrads are still here. Outside. Shouldn’t they all be backpacking across Europe by now?
In other news, this weekend has been completely bizarre for like 47 different reasons and I can’t tell you any of them. What I can tell you is that I watched a Patrick Swayze movie tonight, complete with MST3K commentary. I can also tell you that I drank liquor from an orange juice bottle in the backseat of a car last night (the car wasn’t running).
Tomorrow the high is 81 degrees. Wanna play outside? Cool, have fun; I’ll be inside drinking iced tea and fanning myself.