Brad. Hey, Jan, how was your Spring Break? Jan. It was really powerful. I spent a week in Argentina harvesting organic vegetables for an orphanage. Brad. Hey, that’s cool you were in Argentina. I was totally near there. Jan. Where did you go? Brad. I was in Cancun! It was totally sweet. Jan. Well, I’m glad that you stepped outside of your white American privilege to spend time learning about another culture. What did you learn about Mexico’s rich cultural heritage? Brad. Mexicans are awesome at making tequila. Jan. Are you serious? Brad. We spent a lot of time in bars. Jan. Did you even learn any Spanish while you were there or did you just hang out with Americans the whole time? Brad. I totally learned Spanish! Jan. Say one thing in Spanish. Brad.Agarrar una mierda que te cagas. Jan. You are so obnoxious. Brad. I told you we spent a lot of time in bars. Jan. Is that all you learned? Brad. No, I learned one other thing. No le dijas que sus ojos parace como las berenjenas. Jan. You just said ‘Don’t tell him his eyes look like eggplants.’ Brad. I know. It’s hilarious. Jan. It doesn’t make any sense. Brad. That’s the point. Jan. How do you say ‘The death of humor is the non-sequitur.’ (pause.) Brad. I don’t think I know that one.