Hey, did I mention that I went on a DATE this weekend?
At least, I think it was a date.
Is it a date if he tries to pay for your movie ticket?
Does it stop being a date if you don’t let him?
Does it stop being a date if you get to your house and you jump out of the car before it’s come to a full and complete stop?
I realized the other day that I have probably been on 700* or so dates in my life and I don’t think that I have ever, ever had a good date. I’ve been on a few dates that didn’t suck out my actual life force but I’ve never been on a good date. All of my romantic relationships started out as friendships and I kind of like it that way.
*this figure has not been verified and is probably made-up